June 15, 2010
Obama Finds Some Ass To Kick On day 53 Obama decided to engage the military and use some of the Star Wars’ weapons he had heard about to take action on the BP oil spill. On his 4th visit to the Gulf Coast, he had a surprise meeting with BP CEO Tony Hayward. After a failed attempt to negotiate Obama Won Konobie utilized his weapon to “kick some ass” and silence the “little bothersome English bastard”. Obama Won’s spokesman explained that the death of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was a tragic byproduct of the negotiations. As with many new technologies there was a steep learning curve and Mrs Clinton was “collateral damage”. When asked why Mrs Clinton was involved, the administration explained that Mr Hayward was a foreigner and she was performing her duty as Secretary of State. After the negotiations the President retired to FloraBama for a shrimp poboy and a Bushwacker.

Obama Finds Some Ass To Kick

On day 53 Obama decided to engage the military and use some of the Star Wars’ weapons he had heard about to take action on the BP oil spill. On his 4th visit to the Gulf Coast, he had a surprise meeting with BP CEO Tony Hayward. After a failed attempt to negotiate Obama Won Konobie utilized his weapon to “kick some ass” and silence the “little bothersome English bastard”.

Obama Won’s spokesman explained that the death of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was a tragic byproduct of the negotiations. As with many new technologies there was a steep learning curve and Mrs Clinton was “collateral damage”. When asked why Mrs Clinton was involved, the administration explained that Mr Hayward was a foreigner and she was performing her duty as Secretary of State.

After the negotiations the President retired to FloraBama for a shrimp poboy and a Bushwacker.

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