“ JESUS, WHERE TO BEGIN: Hillary Clinton’s pick to win horse racing’s Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles — the only female horse in the race — finished second, broke both front ankles, and subsequently was put to death on the track. The first place horse was Big Brown. Go nuts.
- wonkette.com (via jessicap) (via emilyposts) (via kathlellen)
This is hilarious! Hopefully there will be an entry in the Preakness with a name like War Hero, Pale Face or Ancient Artifact that will challenge Big Brown down the stretch and let us know how this thing plays out in November.
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